Feng Pshaw

McDonald's is in the process of introducing Feng Shui design principles to its restaurants in the hopes of attracting more customers.

Here's a thought. How about instead of attempting to put a pretty pink bow into the hair of a corpse and then calling it a prom queen, you start serving something other than decrepit, chemically treated and occasionally diseased flesh?

Just, you know, a suggestion. But hey — bamboo siding is also nice.