Why Cats Are Jerks

According the New York Post, a contractor was committed to a mental asylum for attempting to rescue a cat who squeezed into a hole in a wall and refused to come out for several days (rescue attempts apparently included knocking down three walls). After 60 hours, the cat was found and the man was released.

I'm certain the cat found the entire endeavor most amusing.

Q&A with LOL Cats

Q: What, pray tell, is a LOL cat?

A:


Q: Who, pray tell, have the LOL cats endorsed?

A:


Lo and verily, it is true. They even have an Obama campaign website, the aptly titled Yes We Can Has.

But perhaps the real question is this:

Q: Why, pray tell, is a LOL cat?

A:

Why Dogs Are Better than Cats

Dogs don't bite the hand that feeds them.

(They do, however, bite DVDs. And occasionally Pepsi glasses — but that's another conversation.)