This just in: Spy satellite loaded with toxic fuel rushes towards Earth; likely to land in North America! U.S. President orders military to shoot plummeting satellite down from the sky before impact; warns other nations in attempt to avert accidental war!
This would make for a great Bruce Willis film. Just one problem — it's actually happening.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Star Wars
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