Faster than a Speeding Economic Relief Package

When I hear superdelegate I think of Nancy Pelosi in red tights. Then I think of Bill Richardson in red tights. Then I think of Bill Clinton, also in red tights, calling each of the superdelegates one by one after having a hearty go a carafe chock full of something expensive and bourbon-ish.

Coincidentally, Huffington Post's Andy Borowitz has transcribed how the subsequent conversation might sound.