Blimey!

Both Britain's and America's first children have made the news in rather dramatic fashion lately. Prince Harry has been deployed as a soldier to the front lines in Afghanistan to fight the Taliban, and is being hailed by his fellow statesmen as Harry the Hero. Meanwhile, Jenna Bush had a bachelorette party weekend in Boca Raton. A spa weekend in a private home, the event is reported to have been classy and "very low-key."

I don't suppose the Mother Country would take us back, would they?