Tuesday, January 15, 2008

A Little Bit Cheesy

I decided to make a daring switch from Mama Celeste's frozen cheese pizza to Mama Celeste's frozen four-cheese pizza, believing that the result would be a per-inch increase in the quantity of cheese. This belief seemed to be supported by the more cheese-laden picture on the front of the four-cheese box (seriously, it's the same picture with more cheese photoshopped on). Confident in my purchase, I hurried home to partake of what would surely be a veritable feast of cheesy goodness.

Imagine my disappointment to discover that "four-cheese pizza" actually indicates that the pizza contains four pieces of cheese.

Damn.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Huh? I mean, ahem, totally. I've heard that song. Anyhow, I prefer the Jeno's pizzas, because they bake up to a nice crispy crust, and I like to add things like extra cheese, thyme (which is good on just about everything), meats, etc. But they never come suffiently piled up. There's like a half-ounce of shredded cheese, I think. And that's just insulting.