Spin Me Right Round

Today NBC announced that The Office is going to have a spin-off. I decided I'd like to have a spin-off of my life. It could star my dogs, my husband, and a bunch of random people he works with. Or whatever. The point is that when my life became too odious to bear, I could randomly drop into the spin-off and play a bit part in some story entitled "Cole and the Mystery of the Misplaced Sheet Music".

Someone, make this happen.