Did you know there really is such a thing as cage fighting? I thought that was just something they had in post-apocalyptic '80s movies. Apparently it not only exists, but in Sioux Falls, South Dakota and other towns on the cutting edge of culture it's making a comeback. According to a fellow linked in this enlightening article, "It's like the hardest core." And that eloquent description comes from a guy who works for a Hummer dealership, so you know it's got to mean something.
Any sport requiring the rule "no fingers in bodily orifices" strikes me as a bit... I dunno, crazypants?
However. In the event that I am kidnapped by Nazi space pirates and forced to become a cage fighter, I can only hope that I am allowed to wear a traditional Mongolian fighting cap. I think it would aid me in my victory.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
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oh, blah blah blah.
Sioux Falls, Santee, what's the real difference?
You want to see some real DITB cutting edge culture, come to SF!!
p.s. I agree that dude doesn't know what 'the hardest core' is. i mean, for god's sake, there is no mention of good clean fun _or_ converge. i mean for god's sake!
I dunno - proximity to a body of water with whales in it and the presence of Mexican food cooked by people whose last name isn't Smith?
I think your lack of Hummerocity prevents you from fully appreciating the art and science of cage fighting.
That hat owns. Where can I get one?
We are so civilized!
Probably Mongolia?
haha...probably Mongolia...Love it.
We all know Nazi Space pirates are all lesbians, they'd probably push that on you first.
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