SRSLY?

Today, while sitting at a stoplight, I found myself staring at a license plate that utterly compelled me to take its picture. Behold:



Putting aside the absurdity of paying the government actual cash money in order to have "RPRAYRS" stamped on the back of one's car, I just have to ask... an Escalade? Really, you prayed for an Escalade? And you got one?

Maybe next time you could do us all a favor and ask for world peace. Or a cure for cancer. Or at least a Prius.