Sunday, March 30, 2008

We're All Going to Die

A world renowned cancer researcher is in the process of publishing an extensive, independent, peer-reviewed study concluding that cell phones pose a greater public heath threat than cigarettes and asbestos. I guess it takes about a decade of consistent cell phone usage for brain tumors to begin to manifest. And I guess it's been about a decade now.

Yeah, so, we're all totally dead.

2 comments:

Em said...

Awesome!! All the annoying people on cell phones will die! Great!

I <3 my bluetooth.

Erin Clark said...

Yeah. Or there's always speaker phone.