1. Kill your protagonist three fourths of the way through.
2. Kill your your protagonist off-handedly and off-screen.
3. Forget to use music until the closing credits.
4. Sprinkle in gratuitous dog corpses every twenty minutes.
5. Give the bad guy a bowl hair cut.
Don't get me wrong. The fate/coin/sociopath motif was cool, the closing scene was brilliant, and the Coen brothers remain hilarious. But There Will Be Blood was so very robbed.
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Five Things Not To Do in Making a Best Picture
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Ewwww number 4! No one warned you? Boo!
I was warned. Cole told me when to close my eyes... but that ended up being for, like, 10 full minutes of movie!
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