Friday, December 14, 2007

Why Dogs Are Better than Cats

Dogs don't bite the hand that feeds them.

(They do, however, bite DVDs. And occasionally Pepsi glasses — but that's another conversation.)

6 comments:

Lauren said...

Bad kitty. Did they have to amputate your hand?

Em said...

BAD OLIVER!!!

Pfft, you should wash more often. I'm sure it's all your fault. Cats can do no harm. God said so.

Unknown said...

put that f-ing cat down and donate the rest of them. they suck as animals. as a reward for your intelligent decision, get another dog.

CATS SUCK.

neal

Unknown said...

vile creatures, methinks (the late, great Jeremy Tubb being a notable exception of course)

Unknown said...

Oliver had just watched a Bounty the Dog Hunter Marathon and was all fired up. Cut him some slack! Or, just snip off About .5 - 1 cm of his tail, and *BOW* you're even.

Erin Clark said...

Or, just snip off About .5 - 1 cm of his tail, and *BOW* you're even.

There but for the grace of Cole go I.