Sunday, November 18, 2007

Culinary Creativity

Yesterday I invented a sushi roll.

Innards: Two parts crab, one part tuna, one part avocado. Hat: Three parts salmon, one part avocado.

I call it the What-a-Panda-Would-Look-Like-if-It-Were-a-Fish. May later shorten to Panda Fish.

Also, I'd like to officially express my displeasure with the fact that the latest Coen brothers movie apparently involves some sort of doggie death scene, thereby preventing me from enjoying what I'm sure is otherwise a film made of awesome. What happened to the tasteful sort of man-eating mulcher scenes I'd come to expect from these fraternal auteurs?

Two paws down.


(p.s. Props to Ryan for giving me witty material to steal - e.g. blog title.)

6 comments:

Lauren said...

Not 18 parts avacado like the Jessica roll?

Em said...

Sushi is the poop!

Erin Clark said...

The Jessica roll! I'd never seen so much avocado in one place, with the possible exception of the OB farmer's market.

Unknown said...

Sadly I heard unfortunate things about the latest Coen brothers movie.

Congratulations on sushi, it sounds rather delicious. I need to make more sushi.

Erin Clark said...

Sadly I heard unfortunate things about the latest Coen brothers movie.

So depressing! It's like Vonnegut writing a crappy book. Minus the being dead and all.

And again with the depressing.

Unknown said...

If I could eat crab, I would imagine that roll to be really tasty.

Sadly, I don't know what to say about this new Coen brother movies.